“…but there is, sir, an aery of children, little eyases,
that cry out on the top of question, and are most
tyrannically[DATA CORRUPTED] many wearing rapiers are afraid of
goose-quills and dare scarce come thither.

HAMLET
What, are they children? who maintains ’em? how are
they escoted? Will they pursue the quality no
longer than they can sing? will they not say
afterwards, if they should[DATA CORRUPTED]

ROSENCRANTZ
‘Faith, there has been much to do on both sides; and
the nation holds it no sin to tarre them to
controversy: there was, for a while, no money bid
for [DATA CORRUPTED] unless the poet and the player went to
cuffs in the question.

HAMLET
Is’t possible?

GUILDENSTERN
O, there has been much throwing about of brains.

HAMLET
Do the boys carry it away?

ROSENCRANTZ
Ay, that they do, my lord; Hercules and his load too…”

-Fragment of Old Earth Theatrical Writing, recovered from a corrupted server.